apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

Reblogged from Yeah bitch, magnets!

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

Reblogged from Be Harmless

Chandler Bing + GPOY

haha sucks to be them
— driving on the highway and seeing the opposite end in backed up traffic  (via tyrannosauruseric)
Reblogged from Because I Said So
fuck you, asshole
— stuck in backed up traffic and seeing someone drive by on the opposite end of the highway (via tyrannosauruseric)
Reblogged from Because I Said So

trait:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

cassehdrinksbleach:

"20 Creepiest Things You Can Whisper in Someone Else’s Ear While Giving Them a Hug"

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

Reblogged from Sup

follow-the-music:

pzychedelicious:

If you don’t know every single second of this song like the back of your hand then get out of my life

every breath, every inflection, both parts of the acapella breakdown

Reblogged from Sup

sectumsempera:

stranger-touch:

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

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Your job’s a joke

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You’re broke

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Your love life’s DOA!

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It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear

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When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….

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I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour

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I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before

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I’ll be there for you! 

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Cause’ you’re there for me too….

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sobbing

Reblogged from Izzy