liamdryden:

hermionejg:

asammyg:

vicmorrowsghost:

fwips:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Im fuckin furious 

I’m reblogging this because I know it’s going to destroy some of you. :P

OH. My God. GTFO of here. 

SERIOUSLY WTF

three instances of this gifset were on my dash at once, each with different infuriated reblogs below it

but I agree siR YOU MUST STOP

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  • dudes: "all men watch porn just get used to it"
  • dudes: "men just have stronger sex drives than women, its just biology"
  • dudes: "we can't help objectifying women, its in our dna"
  • feminists: "rape happens a lot in our society and most are perpetrated by men, towards women, and i can't tell the difference between safe men and dangerous men just by looking so i tend to be wary of men sometimes"
  • dudes: "NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKIN SECOND HOW CAN YOU GENERALIZE ALL MEN THATS SO UNFAIR"
Reblogged from Liam Dryden

bogleech:

real-faker:

Wait what the hell is that room way in the back on the ground floor?

Did I miss something in the last 25 years?

Good fucking god Frank Grimes was right they live in a ten room palace how did it just not occur to me it was that huge I don’t think I’ve ever even set foot in a house with that many rooms plus a basement

Reblogged from Obvious Bicycle

tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

this week on: american’s don’t care to learn the actual names of any other country

Reblogged from Yeah bitch, magnets!
veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

Reblogged from Izzy

disgustinganimals:

someone didn’t follow the instructions on how to build a cat 

so i think its time for a little update:

my blog turned four like 2 weeks ago, and i have just over 10k posts. yeah it took me four years to only get 10k, whatever i guess i’m just picky about the stuff that i reblog

anyway i went to see a million ways to die in the west with my best friend tonight. it was hilarious- there were only about 6 other people in the cinema and i was the laughing the loudest out of all of them. what can i say, seth macfarlane has my kind of sense of humour.

we also drew soccer today which was shit cause we were the better team. the ref was biased towards them and one of the players bogan father was screaming repeatedly in our coaches face to fuck off after our coach disputed the ref for making a joke of a call. unsportsman like conduct disgusts me on a deep level. 

also we’re playing a makeup game against them again next week because we had to call off a previous game after ambulances had to be called on two separate occasions- i shit you not- so the game was abandoned.  not looking forward to it, to say the least.

also i have plans to travel to japan at the end of the year, so i forsee another captain’s log approaching on the horizon. unless i lose a bunch of followers again in which case i’ll make captain’s log a regular thing so that some people can get a sense of humour

anywho, apart from the fact that im still very much single, i’m really happy with life right now. after i dropped my friend home i drove to the top of a hill and just sort of watched the twinkly lights of the city for a bit. we don’t really get to appreciate the little things very often and it was nice just to be quiet for a moment and be content. yeah.

whiteboyfriend:

World Cup 2014: Memorable moments  

we need to do this every year

potatochipslut:

This is my favorite picture in the world I don’t care how many times I’ve already reblogged it

potatochipslut:

This is my favorite picture in the world I don’t care how many times I’ve already reblogged it

Reblogged from hello, this is god

It’s my honour.

foxnewsofficial:

access to the eating of people who aren’t me

fedoras for poor little tumblr users

foxnewsofficial:

access to the eating of people who aren’t me

fedoras for poor little tumblr users

Reblogged from foxnewsofficial

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

Reblogged from Because I Said So