captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

tastysynapse:

Every part of the fandom will understand how comforting this short tune is.

Reblogged from Because I Said So
snapslikethis:

most accurate chart i’ve ever made

snapslikethis:

most accurate chart i’ve ever made

Reblogged from Because I Said So

couchnap:

scorntrooper:

I am still upset that an actor as awesome as peter capaldi is the doctor at a time where I have less than 0 faith in the writing/production of the show.

this perfectly summarizes my feelings

Reblogged from Because I Said So
valendoom:

ollivander:

nerdblogging:

gatchaman-crowds:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, the hard working immigrant

They call me the corpse on life support

just another functional alcoholic

the invisible war criminal
oh my god

Never fear. The Cop who gets away with Murder is here.

valendoom:

ollivander:

nerdblogging:

gatchaman-crowds:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, the hard working immigrant

They call me the corpse on life support

just another functional alcoholic

the invisible war criminal

oh my god

Never fear. The Cop who gets away with Murder is here.

Reblogged from Because I Said So
Tags: jesus
Reblogged from Because I Said So
rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

Reblogged from hello, this is god

liamdryden:

hermionejg:

asammyg:

vicmorrowsghost:

fwips:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Im fuckin furious 

I’m reblogging this because I know it’s going to destroy some of you. :P

OH. My God. GTFO of here. 

SERIOUSLY WTF

three instances of this gifset were on my dash at once, each with different infuriated reblogs below it

but I agree siR YOU MUST STOP

Reblogged from Liam Dryden
  • dudes: "all men watch porn just get used to it"
  • dudes: "men just have stronger sex drives than women, its just biology"
  • dudes: "we can't help objectifying women, its in our dna"
  • feminists: "rape happens a lot in our society and most are perpetrated by men, towards women, and i can't tell the difference between safe men and dangerous men just by looking so i tend to be wary of men sometimes"
  • dudes: "NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKIN SECOND HOW CAN YOU GENERALIZE ALL MEN THATS SO UNFAIR"
Reblogged from Liam Dryden

bogleech:

real-faker:

Wait what the hell is that room way in the back on the ground floor?

Did I miss something in the last 25 years?

Good fucking god Frank Grimes was right they live in a ten room palace how did it just not occur to me it was that huge I don’t think I’ve ever even set foot in a house with that many rooms plus a basement

Reblogged from Obvious Bicycle

tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

this week on: american’s don’t care to learn the actual names of any other country

Reblogged from Yeah bitch, magnets!
veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets